满城风雨...

最近，大家都在为有或没有得住宿舍的问题在烦恼！！

我也不例外！！(^_^)

学校，就那么多人要住吗？？

有得续住的学生要搬出去住，没有得续住的就拼了命上诉。

上诉后，有得住的几率大吗？

不知道，没有答案的答案！！

考试将近，大家都在担心住的问题！！

名单在下个星期公布！！

不赞同学校的做法，搞到“满城风雨”，令到附近的屋子，

听到有很多学生纷纷要搬出来住，就将自己的单位的屋价涨高！

学生们的问题一波接一波的，没完没了，Haizzzzz~

算了吧！！

这几个星期都没回家勒！！

Presentation&Project要自动自发的去完成，而不是等！！！呵呵~

天上的星星数不清，最亮就是你！！

"My Life Of the light!"

要加油哦！！^^

要分配时间一下！！

加油！加油！加油！！

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

1 When you take a long time, you're slow. 

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

2 When you don't do it, you're lazy. 

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3 When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. 

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

4 When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

5 When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed. 

When your boss does it, he's being firm.

6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude. 

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

7 When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping. 

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

8 When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. 

When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

9 When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. 

When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

10 When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. 

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

QUOTES FROM EMPLOYEE APPRAISAL REPORTS

1 Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

3 I would not allow this associate to breed.

4 Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

5 When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

6 He would be out of his depth in a puddle.

7 This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

8 She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

9 This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better.

10 This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.